They’ve already got the Y'all Qaeda fired up for civil war 2

Cask of Amontillado his ass and brick him up inside of it.

Wait there’s TWO people this stupid?

You sure do use a lot of words for someone that's kind of an idiot.

Nice reading comprehension there champ.

I literally can’t remember the last time I saw any news about a smash “professional” that wasn’t them being a huge fucking tool.

How many times do they need to be robbed by being gently pushed over before before the company figures out it's a bad idea?

I don’t see the point of comparing since so many people cheat.

Twilight is actual literal trash. Those words are an insult to the paper they are printed on and it should be a crime trees died just to become garbage. And yet somehow the movies are even worse. 

How about "hey disney, stop making these god awful movies."

What... what is wrong with her face?

Must be cold in there.

If y’all could just get on invading and taking over I'd appreciate it. All hail the Great Canadian Empire.

I can literally hear the stampede of people with incredibly small penises running in with their “ummm actually”s

What a ridiculously cynical take. There is nothing wrong with supporting a streamer you enjoy (unless it’s THIS streamer, fuck that guy). You sound pretty entitled, like the people that get mad when a youtuber takes a vacation and stops providing 100% free entertainment every day or dares to spend 5 seconds plugging a…

On fire.

Especially when followed by “listen to the experts” when what they really mean is completely ignore the experts and listen to a shitbag billionaire with no sense of irony.

Stick to games, fall into a deep dark hole and never come out, you know, whichever.

I say it every time this shitstain comes up, you aren’t pretending to be an asshole when you film a child pissing in a public restroom, you aren’t pretending to be an asshole when you cheat on your wife, and you certainly aren’t pretending to be an asshole when you spread lies that can literally kill people. It's…

I don't remember Stark ever publicly harassing an innocent man by calling him a pedophile but sure whatever.