“well meaning”

GOOD. Fucking listen to these scumbags. They sound like the god damn mafia telling Universal they need to pay for "protection" or there will be "consequences." 

No one cares about your history degree.

Anywhere you aren’t is the high ground.

I'm 90% the laces on his shoes are fake. Just a flap to cover the velvro.

Stop. Making. Stupid. People. Famous.

Yes. Because trump will be dead. No What it's will stop that from making the world an objectively better place. 

What? Corrupt scumbag willing to fuck over national landmarks and indigenous people to make other corrupt scumbags even richer? Say it ain’t so. Never could have seen that one coming. 

Well if there’s one thing I want from my utilitarian devices it’s to be basically useless. Can they replace my mouse buttons with jagged shards of metal? I can see things on my monitor a little too well maybe just spray paint that bad boy a bright pink?

Better yet

An actress having a prop from something they are working on isn’t really news, as funny as it is. Headline should be “Hero deliveryman calls it like it is.”

The hell are you talking about? They were $20, the CHEAPEST one sells for $40. Let me do some real real complicated math here on the quick. Carry the one. Extrapolate. Yeah call me crazy but pretty sure 20 is exactly half of 40. How about that.

The hell are you talking about? They were $20, the CHEAPEST one sells for $40. Let me do some real real complicated…

Aaaaand their gone.

Aaaaand their gone.

Stupid people being stupid, tonight at 11.

This is very nearly clickbait. If you don’t want to read all that the answer is basically “no.”

Me either. Wheres Looney toons. Danger mouse. David the Gnome.

Maybe the game doesn't take place on Earth? 

This is genuinely frightening. Mostly because I can’t 100% say which side the actual military would be on.

I 100% support trump and his supporters drinking bleach. Hmm? Oh right yeah, to kill the virus, sure.

Whaaaaaat nooooooooo