So you’re just going to have an inventory full of bell bags just to spite a virtual bank? 

Haven’t you heard? It’s their body and no one can tell them what they can and can’t do with it! Now if you’ll excuse them they need to go shoot up an abortion clinic.

And maybe a president that actually gives a shit.

What a funny and original joke. Now do one about how Mario does mushrooms to get higher. No? Something about taking an arrow to the knee? Well I’m sure a true master of comedy like you can come up with something.

I know it's not the point but is sidewalk chalk really considered "graffiti"? I always thought it had to be something a little more permanent. 

What do you not understand about the word "personally"?

It’s pretty insulting to your readers to keep circling the speaker. There’s a pretty big difference between correcting a widespread assumption and calling everyone morons. That was the latter. 

So fuck gamestop for their shitty practices until y’all are getting a kickback huh? So much for journalistic integrity.

So fuck gamestop for their shitty practices until y’all are getting a kickback huh? So much for journalistic…

You first Trump! If the virus doesn’t get you you’ll drop dead on the spot from even the barest hint of exercise.

“Doctor" is a weird way to spell "piece of shit."

It does however have a 100% chance of making you look like a tool.

I’d say if trump want to infect more people he should volunteer to go first but god only knows what the virus would mutate into in that shambling lard bag loosely held together by spray tan he calls a body.

I guess nintendo forgot they have to make everything specifically designed to appease steamers. Now if you will excuse me I need to go retrieve my eyes from where they rolled all the way into the back of my head.

Being a Netflix show usually bodes ill for being a Netflix show. These people need to stop leaving things on cliffhangers, you know damn well you got no better than a 50/50 shot at getting a second season.

Yeah, the red tape of keeping people alive. Jesus christ.

That is genuinly fucked up. If I didn’t already think the writers were scumbags for making an episode preaching to children not to trust science that would have convinced me.

Beat me to it. That’s not (just) spray tan on his hands, it’s blood.

Oh so I can stop paying taxes now? Because what I’m hearing is we don’t have to give money to people that spread lies about the virus being under control. I seem to recall SOMEONE saying no more than 15 Americans would ever catch it... that it would just go away “like a miracle.”

This is when you get on their account and send yourself whatever you want. Oh you're bank account is suddenly 20,000 bells lighter? Well my island is three apple trees lighter. 

Wait I'm confused. Am I to believe cops actually turned in another cop for being an unbelievable piece of shit? What did they get out of it?