What... what is wrong with her face?

Must be cold in there.

If y’all could just get on invading and taking over I'd appreciate it. All hail the Great Canadian Empire.

I can literally hear the stampede of people with incredibly small penises running in with their “ummm actually”s

What a ridiculously cynical take. There is nothing wrong with supporting a streamer you enjoy (unless it’s THIS streamer, fuck that guy). You sound pretty entitled, like the people that get mad when a youtuber takes a vacation and stops providing 100% free entertainment every day or dares to spend 5 seconds plugging a…

On fire.

Especially when followed by “listen to the experts” when what they really mean is completely ignore the experts and listen to a shitbag billionaire with no sense of irony.

Stick to games, fall into a deep dark hole and never come out, you know, whichever.

I say it every time this shitstain comes up, you aren’t pretending to be an asshole when you film a child pissing in a public restroom, you aren’t pretending to be an asshole when you cheat on your wife, and you certainly aren’t pretending to be an asshole when you spread lies that can literally kill people. It's…

I don't remember Stark ever publicly harassing an innocent man by calling him a pedophile but sure whatever.

“well meaning”

No one cares about your history degree.

Anywhere you aren’t is the high ground.

I'm 90% the laces on his shoes are fake. Just a flap to cover the velvro.

Yes. Because trump will be dead. No What it's will stop that from making the world an objectively better place. 

Well if there’s one thing I want from my utilitarian devices it’s to be basically useless. Can they replace my mouse buttons with jagged shards of metal? I can see things on my monitor a little too well maybe just spray paint that bad boy a bright pink?

Better yet

An actress having a prop from something they are working on isn’t really news, as funny as it is. Headline should be “Hero deliveryman calls it like it is.”

The hell are you talking about? They were $20, the CHEAPEST one sells for $40. Let me do some real real complicated math here on the quick. Carry the one. Extrapolate. Yeah call me crazy but pretty sure 20 is exactly half of 40. How about that.

The hell are you talking about? They were $20, the CHEAPEST one sells for $40. Let me do some real real complicated…

Aaaaand their gone.

Aaaaand their gone.