Stupid people being stupid, tonight at 11.

So you’re just going to have an inventory full of bell bags just to spite a virtual bank? 

What a funny and original joke. Now do one about how Mario does mushrooms to get higher. No? Something about taking an arrow to the knee? Well I’m sure a true master of comedy like you can come up with something.

What do you not understand about the word "personally"?

So fuck gamestop for their shitty practices until y’all are getting a kickback huh? So much for journalistic integrity.

So fuck gamestop for their shitty practices until y’all are getting a kickback huh? So much for journalistic…

“Doctor" is a weird way to spell "piece of shit."

It does however have a 100% chance of making you look like a tool.

I’d say if trump want to infect more people he should volunteer to go first but god only knows what the virus would mutate into in that shambling lard bag loosely held together by spray tan he calls a body.

I guess nintendo forgot they have to make everything specifically designed to appease steamers. Now if you will excuse me I need to go retrieve my eyes from where they rolled all the way into the back of my head.

This is when you get on their account and send yourself whatever you want. Oh you're bank account is suddenly 20,000 bells lighter? Well my island is three apple trees lighter. 

Wait I'm confused. Am I to believe cops actually turned in another cop for being an unbelievable piece of shit? What did they get out of it?

The way he says “females” it’s like he forgot, or most likely never cared in the first place, that they are... you know... humans? 

No no, the Defenders are some other people.

No no, the Defenders are some other people.

Okay, sure, I made the mistake of using the word pretend, I should have said claim. You’re the one that asked “why not hitch up your pantaloons and try out some olde tyme-y cleaning methods too?” and the answer is because mops exist. If you don’t like the traditional mop and buckets get a wet swiffer. If you dont like…

Okay, sure, I made the mistake of using the word pretend, I should have said claim. You’re the one that asked “why…

Ummm... no? Even if it wasn’t 2020 and I didn’t have a robot that did that crap for me, and you do you, but you can’t just say “I hate mops” and pretend that’s a valid reason no one should use them. I hate the laundry machine, I sure as shit wouldn’t tell people to pile their dirty clothes up in a wicker basket and…

Ummm... no? Even if it wasn’t 2020 and I didn’t have a robot that did that crap for me, and you do you, but you can’t…

Everyone? No, just you, as you are the only one that has implied horselike features is something to be jealous of and that nonexistent jealousy somehow undermines the fact that she’s a scam artist. How about we talk about how you seem to be deeply confused by someone addressing your own specific concerns? Did you…

Someone threatened you with a weapon in public and you didn’t immediately call the police... why?

Oh so you just don’t understand how words work. What exactly am I projecting? 

Oooh I see the confusion. You have some kind of horse fetish. I’m going to let you in on a little secret, most people aren’t attracted to, much less jealous of, equine length necks on humans. But you do you.

Oh this aught to be good. What exactly do you think my point is here?