Can we go ahead and boot Gabbard while we are at it? Saying you know hes breaking the law but aren’t willing to do anything about it is tantamount to saying you aren’t willing to do your job, so kindly fuck off.

“Which sun do they go by?"

You’ve got a freaking cocktail book in a cookbook list and not Babish’s book? That is a crime and you people should be in prison. Screw all of these, get a cookbook someone will actually enjoy:

You’ve got a freaking cocktail book in a cookbook list and not Babish’s book? That is a crime and you people should…

Ah yes, the trendy "fuck the enviroment" toys

Ah yes, the trendy "fuck the enviroment" toys

Because clearly the issue with humanity right now is that there just isn't enough of us so let's just streamline this baby making process. 

Sure buddy, you're right up there with the Bible.

I prefer the Karen Coalition. They vow to speak to as many managers as it takes to make sure everyone else is as miserable as they are. 

Wait who is this? She didn't mention who her father was, maybe that would have helped.

Did anyone else subconsciously add "again" after almost every sentence in that first paragraph? 

This actually makes me want to see Black Christmas less. Which is impressive because I didn’t even know it existed before reading about this cheap gimmick. 

What is "this" exactly? Because the "this" here is using dumb passwords. Do you intend to use a dumb password?

This is stupid. You're stupid. Just don't use stupid passwords stupid.

Yeah my first thought was “oh so you had a possibly loaded definitely unsecured gun laying around in a home with young children? Sounds like you are a bigger threat than some dick that guessed your bad password."

I assume he's banging the babysitter, which is why the wife doesn't have access to the cameras.

Does anyone else feel like “John” sounds like a shit parent? Why are you hiring baby sitters you feel like you need to monitor? Is it because you are hiring them for something besides their child care skills? Why doesn’t your wife know how to work the cameras? Is going out of your way to say you haven’t “done anything…

I’m all for this but I think “weirdo gluing hats to pigeons” would be pretty far down the list. Let’s start with the anti-vaxxers, unlike pigeons they are vermin that actually choose to spread disease.

That title is a crime against literate humanity.

No see you don’t understand, the bible says he can. 

I sincerely hope the only dude defending this guy is his lawyer and that he is also bad at his job.

By all means scumbag, explain what possible intent their could be to assaulting someones ass that isn’t criminal. Was there one of those rare ass scorpions on there? Were you just trying to save her from its deadly toxins? Just fuck off and die.