I think he had the monopoly on that when he repeatedly accused a dude of being a pedo for calling his dumb useless thing dumb and useless.

Cool, can’t wait to see a picture of it instead of this screenshot of a warthog from Halo Combat Evolved with the graphics sliders turned all the way down.

Yeah, no shit. How many times have people sent animal slobber and gotten human results back? The fact that is anything other than zero means you're a moron if you give them any money.

You forgot the quotes around "suicide."

If you think they are going to make this canonical I have some bad news for you. Vague subtext is the best you're going to get.

There is a big difference between “on screen nudity” and “needlessly nude.” Pretending no one ever gets naked is just as silly as getting your bits out just to spout exposition.

And THEN die.

What does it say about him if his own people and WIFE get their information about him through the media?

Look, we get it, you wasted a ton of money on a vr setup and are desperately, delusionally trying to justify it to yourself. It's cool, people thought beta max and HD DVD were going to be "the next thing" too. It's okay to be wrong.

GameS? With an s? What’s the other one?

We get it, you’re cool with filming children's dicks, you can fuck off now.

Never thought I'd agree with an ASMR... performer? 

Or you could... you know... read the article?

I don’t know about this “we” business. I can honestly say in my 30+ hours with the game not once did the thought of there being or not being suspension cross my mind. I can see it being more vital in Death Stranding though as I’m sure falling asleep mid delivery is fairly common as that game is boring as ass.

There's an old adage about turds and polishing them that I think applies here.

Right? Fuck you people with disabilities, Superdumb doesn’t personally use these devices so they don’t deserve to exist. Let’s get rid of those wheelchair ramps and handicap parking spaces while we are at it.

Well it certainly is bold of you to imply anyone should care what you think when you leave out most of his quote. Was buzzfeed not hiring?

That’s like saying no one should eat eggs because only weirdos suck on a chickens cloaca.

Dessen? Is that you?

For some reason my mind goes to slang for some kind of vinerial disease. “Uh, those russian hookers I paid to pee on me gave me the kag.” -Donald Trump, probably.