Hey dumbasses, I’m going to let you in on a little secret for avoiding things like this. Are you ready? Okay here goes. If you know a thing is bad? DON’T DO THAT THING.

Don't blame such a useful liquid because milk is too spicy for your baby tummy.

Yes? I would be more incredulous if you claimed he had anything but.

At least in my state smoking is already 21 and up.

My state just made cigarettes 21 and up, though really that shit should just be illegal all around. Suicide is illegal and smoking is just the slowest possible way to do it.

My wife has a rule about Lego. Keep them in the library. Preferably on the Lego shelf. So of course every now and then when she isn’t around I hide Lego people in every room and they stay there till until she finds them. It can’t be places no one would ever look though, it has to be somewhere you would stumble upon…

Also that dang timefall, if you don’t run into any BT’s.

So if a meteor fell from space and landed on him and only him the world would genuinly be a better place. Got it.

Can we just go ahead and get this labeled child abuse? Like legally? Because this is child abuse and this fuck needs to be in prison.

Alternate take: Facebook and Instagram are saving stupid people from burning their junk with hot water vapor.

Why do idiots keep using discord and facebook and the like to organize their illicit goings on? Sure someone could still record a phone conversation but it’s still better than writing up and storing your own Evidence A when you inevitably get caught.

So they are pretty things that are bad at being the thing they are supposed to be? And that’s... good? Sounds like making a Ford Pinto look like a Mustang, it may be pretty but it’ll blow up in your face.

Shove your lines up your ass “I can’t even be near woman" Blevins. Don't want to get banned? DONT FUCKIN CHEAT.

This is some truly buzzfeedian levels of clickbait.

This is the only correct take. To quote Forest Gump, "Stupid is as stupid does."

The real journalists and good websites are getting shut down by herbs but you get to keep shitting out this garbage. Where’s the justice.

I have an infant and a job that requires 12+ hours of work a day. If I find the time to sneak in a five minute shower every couple of days it’s a good week. If I had the time to do this I would spend it actually heating up my food for once.

I have an infant and a job that requires 12+ hours of work a day. If I find the time to sneak in a five minute…

Honestly? It’s republicans. I’m still a little shocked it passed at all. If anything I'd expect them to double down and make it illegal not to rape someone.

“Earlier in the week offices inside the EEOB had been instructed to put together kid-friendly displays for trick-or-treaters. The displays were supposed to be interactive and inspiring, and all were supposed to address the party’s theme: “When I grow up I want to be…””

It is twenty god damn ninteen, we are supposed to have robot butlers and flying cars, how is this still the shit that is being worked out?