Oh his heart stopped beating years ago, he just exists on pure ego and racism at this point.

So, “I’m going to find out who told everyone I broke the law by breaking the law!”?

Eh, depends on what half.

Flying a Confederate flag should mean jail time.

Fix taxes?

There doesn’t need to be. It’s 2019. It won’t be brother fighting brother with their grandads muskets. There will be pockets of fat racists trying to start shit and then a trained military putting them down with drones until the rest of them piss their dungarees and give up.

Looks more like just an accurate description of what you deserve. It’s not their fault you’ve made yourself someone the world would be undeniably better without.

I can’t be the only one that thinks admitting your presidency is as divisive as literally owning human beings isn’t... you know.... something to brag about? Frankly I saw fuck it, let it happen, certain people need put back in their place anyway, and this time we can bury their racist flag with them and keep it where…

Oh my god you seriously just said “um actually” AND WEREN’T EVEN RIGHT. That is special. You are special. I didn't think they could make a physical incarnation of 4chan but here you are.

It’s not giving up if I was right all along.

>lololol, I’m not switching anything.

...why is this on splinter?

Ignoring how sad of a move switching from “a lot of people explicitly care!!!” to “at least one person pushed a star on my comment!!!1!” is, you’d really going to be so petty as to expect me to type out “an insignificant amount of people pushed a star, probably without paying any attention to what you were actually…

Why not fuck off?

They can be both of those things.

You have a funny definition of "a lot." Is it so you can tell yourself you have "a lot" of penis?

So just the flaccid insults? Got it.

So the answer is simple, a patch of genital burning chemicals in the driver seat of every new F150. They get to live their Marlboro man fantasy but those nuts on the back of their truck are the only ones they’ll have to ensure their faulty genetic line ends with them.

So John Nolte is on some kind of FBI list now, right? Not allowed within a certain distance of schools? That’s what you do to an old white guy that openly fantasizes about a 16 year old girl getting spanked, RIGHT?!

Yeah, no, eating shit was literally part of the analogy since the beginning, and my take was that it’s, you know, a bad thing? You were the one saying as long as it’s free it isn’t, so you were firmly in the pro-shit eating camp, but nice try with the “NO U.” I explained why your logic was garbage aaaallll the way…