beyondtheplatinumdoor
BeyondThePlatinumDoor
beyondtheplatinumdoor

Who is princess petty?

There isn’t a pot black enough to analogue a Republican blaming something else for “dehumanizing individuals.”

Not extreme. Precise. 

Not good enough, they need to be forced into a deep dark pit that is promptly filled in.

You only needed three words there. Here’s a hint, it’s the two before “not” and the one before “apologists.”

Burn the right. This blood is on their hands. They are a cancer and like cancer they need to be eradicated with fire and poison or it will only get worse. It's probably already too late.

The government isn’t doing nothing. They are blaming antifa. Because FUCK EVERY REPUBLICAN. But let’s not politicise shootings, right? Every one of them should boil in acid, this blood is on their hands.

All he had to do was say you could avoid the biblical plague of grasshoppers Vegas has going on with these tunnels and I’d be 100% down.

“WHO SAID THAT?!"

I'm going to choose to believe "We now the largest" isn't a typo and that is actually what he said.

Not much of a called shot. That’s like Barry Bonds in all his roided up prime calling a homerun at a teeball game.

Or they could and make the world a better place through their absence.

No thanks, I only have enough outrage for one racist shitbags tweets and this one doesn't have access to nukes.

He thought he was on r/IAmVeryBadass

Fuck it, good, this sets a president. Now we can vote this fuck out and the next one can just pull money from wherever the fuck they want for free healthcare for everyone, because fuck checks and balances.

I can’t even sarcastically joke about being surprised anymore. Fuck these cretins.

Oh he’s afraid of them too, remember when they reported a pole, which is literally just numbers, but he didn’t like those numbers, suddenly fox news is always “terrible” to him. 

Or worse, they WANT to be exactly like him. 

It’s like he is physically incapable of insulting someone without just describing himself. My guess? Since 98% of his communication is through tweets, there must be a mirror directly infront of the shitter.

You know, it’s almost like he’s full of shit and can’t keep his lies straight from one minute to the next. But that can't possibly be true of someone as smart and stable as that big handed genius.