Congrats on the dong should be on a greeting card.

“Congrats on the dong?” should be the response for all dick pics from now on.

I made a very unladylike snorting noise.

I love you.

Starred for “Congrats on the dong.” Still laughing.

WELL HELLO THERE!

I know it’s very un-PC to be embarrassed at the stuff other Black folks do just ‘cuz you share the same skin color as they do.

I’m not scared of it. I’m downright TERRIFIED. Holy HELL.

Those towels are perfectly hung.

I feel like I was just included in some real dirty shit reading that caption and that is no way to feel at a desk at 12:30 in the afternoon..

Oh its dark all right. We almost gave up.

How dat?

It is exactly a buddy road trip with stripping.

I gots to see that movie.

Oh, my God... I was expecting it to be a completely different pony song so I could make a joke about the Ginuwine one. They beat me to it. That’s hilarious.

He’s got a lil’ somethin’ fer errbody.

schadenimlivingmybestlifeandyoucansuckitnickfreude?

The G is for Gato.

Sending over a cat woulda been way too obvious.

Screw you. That dog was clearly framed.