In my case, they’d be right. I have a REALLY hard time eating actual food in front of guys. When I do, it’s usually like half as much food as I actually want. Even if the guys in question are friends that I’m not consciously trying to impress, and who I know don’t give a shit how much I eat.

Well pizza is at least “safer” than salad in that regard, unless I’m the only one who can’t properly manage roughly chopped lettuce and ends up having to pack flailing ends of it into her mouth with fork and fingers, like trying to stuff a sleeping bag back in its sack.

Penis’ don’t live off a host... well, unless some dick sits around the house playing Call of Duty while the missus brings home the bacon and fries it in the pan. In that case, you’d be correct. I say it’s called sperm, since it’s only goal is to move in with egg and then make her do all the work for nine months.

I wish I had more stars to give you for the K&P gif.

How dare you make me burst out laughing in the dance studio waiting area? Now I look crazy.

There’s a Parasitic Worm in Bolivia That’s Making Women Have More Children

LOL. I mean, I like when the Sox win because I live on the South Side and free fireworks are always nice. But I’m not from here so I have no dog in this fight other than wanting Jenny to GTFO.

JENNY.

Take off that shirt, Jenny.

That was a weird rumor that got started that from what I understand has since been debunked

Is that why she jumped?

To be fair to Carnival, they are the “Fun Ships,” not the “fun destinations” cruise line and we had a blast at their piano bar.

At the time, it was fairly off-putting. We were in Belize city, heard what we thought were fireworks, looked over and saw a guy running with a security guard running after him. The guy got shot, fell, then the guard pumped 3 rounds into him at 5 feet while he was on the ground. We looked at the news the next day and…

That’s both horrifying and hilarious.

it’s becoming more open to models of all genders but not familiar enough to know that a cheap joke about an ostensibly trans or gender fluid person’s genitalia is retrograde bitchassness.

No he doesn’t. He wants to get elected and Christian Republicans are often stupid and racist.
He is starting to learn that to be the nominee you have to become an extremist. He should be proud. It took John McCain multiple elections to learn the same.

Oh great idea. How much could a 4-pronged, global, literal crusade cost anyways?

Related to our retired Shade Court judge - anyone know if Kara Brown survived the purge? We’ve already lost my beloved Mark. I don’t know if I could take it if Kara was gone too!