“Secret Service? Wha’d I say?”

God damn, I just laughed so hard. Thank you for this.

It also made me cry.

Eight more of these, on the other hand...

This type of compassion and decency doesn’t even come at the expense of the letter of the law; it elevates the law.

CONGRATS ON YOUR PEANUT!!

You’re 100% right and I retract my nomination

Absolutely not. We her, and need more people like her, in lower courts, where day-to-day decisions get made.

When you sit in a court of law day in and day out, it’s easy to forget that your litigants are human beings with lives outside of the justice system. Good on Judge Wolf for not forgetting and for not being afraid to sometimes let common sense prevail over the black letter law. She is a credit to the bar.

Oh man, I have a one month old and this is making me cry so hard right now.

This. Now THIS is some intelligent, high-level trolling.

I think the poor reception of Breaking Dawn somewhat soured her love for the Twilight series. The last book had been the epic conclusion of her dream, with everything being perfect for Bella and Edward and that demon child. This book was the ultimate wish fulfillment of hers, and people hated it. I don’t like her as…

IIRC there was a huge backslash after Breaking Dawn because even rabid fans thought it was stupid. It's dangerous territory!

But she has given the Donald (and us lowly plebes OBVS) Baron Trump. I think he’s a teenager now, but he is the spittin’ image of his father, minus the Cheeto skin and the Tribble pelt on his head.

Even the late Fred Phelps had one of those kids. Just goes to show how evil der Türnip is.

That tweet might have well have just said.

Well, Michelle IS angry, whiney, and a complainer, looking for a handout (in other words, she’s black) and Melania is just an example of bootstrapping, AMERICA! and gentileness (in other words, she’s white)

FUCK this guy. Michelle Obama is such an eloquent class-act, but because she is passionate about issues in our country she is “angry” (read: angry black woman) and “complaining.” Michelle and Barrack are literally the opposite of this selfish, image-obsessed, hate-mongering couple.

The Repubs applauded Michelle’s words out of Melania’s mouth and pretend they’re “just words.”

I thought she looked like a hostage being forced to read a prepared speech.