Here's the thing that bugs me: that casting call uses both the words "ho" and "thot." Isn't that redundant? At least get some variety in there with a "slut" or a "skank."

I really fucking hate the term THOT. Fuck this rebranding and that shit casting notice.

I bet if you built them a new harbor on your own dime they’d make an exception.

They live on a volcano. Should they consider a Geothermal power plant? Overdesign it and use the excess energy for desalination of agricultural water.

I’m an architect, does that help?

I’m okay with leaving my life here and moving there.

As small as the world has become in my daily life and travels, I find ‘pockets’ like these fascinating.

Approved! Your love of caftans gets you out of the gray today, No Pants.

I laughed really hard at the dog licking the bongoes before playing them for some reason

Only $900 and they're yours:

Kelly Clarkson's dress is fug as fug can be.

The lack of T-Swizzle bothers me. Let me fix that:

Right-to-Get-Fired-at-Any-Time.

Right-to-Work means right to fire. I'm a loud and proud union member and steward, and I do not take it for granted.

Patel clearly fired her in retaliation for exercising her right to free speech.

Fucking Right-to-Work.

And people refuse to believe that people can be truly evil. Clearly we're dealing with a true monster here. Naming your daughters Shayanna and Shaneah? There are no words.

Jenkins reported that, as Hernandez rubbed her back, head and shoulders, he softly muttered, "There, there, there, there, there". It wasn't until later she realized he was recounting all the places he'd shot her fiancee.

Hernandez: I've been through this death thing before. It gets better with time.