Kim kept saying that she’d been sober for three years. The math doesn’t work out. The season with the limo fight between her and Kyle aired in the January 2011. At best, she would have gotten sober that summer. But then there’s the trip to France which aired February 2013 where she was clearly messed up, or at least…

From the vine someone posted below, the usher was standing with his back to the field talking with another guest. Not smart.

Two people being allowed to take their seats during a pitch while the usher is talking with another guest with HIS back also turned to the field. Good gravy.

Now this is a flop of an entirely different animal.

And also for the follow up question as to whether he was the one who hurt the fish. He's getting rill, even if it costs him a fish bitch-slap.

She was a prolific writer, a widely used public figure, and she offers great quotes every time she speaks and this happens? COTDAMMIT!

Oprah is going to be on the warpath. I wouldn’t be surprised if she buys all of them and then had USPS print new ones with a quote (and new photo) that she personally selects.

This is what happens when one uses Pintrest for work.

I found it again! It's Naeem Khan (no wonder I was drawn to it) and it appears to be sold out. http://www.lyst.com/clothing/naeem…

Holy hell this entire clip is a shitshow! It's worth clicking forward to the coked out blond who is not Vince Neil but is "playing" the violin and "singing" Uptown Funk but who cannot catch the beat if the quarterback handed it to her.

Escorted onto the field by those girls, girls, girls.

Thank you!

CAFTANS ARE THE PERFECT ARTICLE OF CLOTHING!

If I didn't hate the back zipper, they would be mine (on an ambien-fueled, late night shopping binge).

Prom circa 1990.

The shoes are effing phenomenal.

Seriously. This is one of the best new show ideas of all time (certainly of recent time).

She is s$o$r$t$a$ c$h$a$r$m$i$n$i$n$g$ to the right person.

I was going to suggest that of course she was fake with a name like Analesa Presley until I got to the part where Bailey Sims is a real person.

My GOD this is terrible, terrible acting. He's drunk and on Xanax and is a terrible, terrible actor. As is his mother. All his little glances to the camera, the suddenly straight face, the comments about being famous. Lordy I hope he and Krissy get straight and then away from each other.