I guess Russell Wilson wasn't the only person who didn't realize that someone in a Marshawn Lynch jersey was right behind them.
See, what makes Pratt special is not just that he thought immediately of sandwich dick, but that even with sandwich dick in play he still went the extra mile and sold it with the look. We're looking at an all-timer here.
Honest, I'm not a stick in the mud. I like crude comedy as much as the next guy. But in the appropriate venue. Perhaps at comedy show or an R Rated movie where you know this can happen at any moment. I think what this moron did is as disgusting, repulsive, disrespectful and egotistical as I've ever seen in watching…
actually relevant
This is the perfect Deadspin office dog.
HOW DO IT WALK
Everyone will want to adopt this dog once they realize that every time he opens his mouth a Pez candy comes out.
Instead of spending money to adopt this horrible demon dog, I'm just gonna saw my right calf off with a rusty butter knife. Same result; free.
It's a dachsund...they are stubborn as shit and have the personality of coked-up Belichick.
Considering he said he would be willing to do an interview about this charity work, he is being very serious.
Hingle Mccringleberry got snubbed. I knew perceptions about his maturity would keep him off this team. You can't dent he's an absolute monster in the red-zone.
What does Jay have to say for himself?
nailed it
*approaches suavely* "Why hello there, cupcake. I couldn't help noticing that you're not paper-white. Mind if I ask why?"
I don't care about 31 other teams because 31 other teams haven't got caught... Including the Colts who's balls were checked to be OK, so that is actually 3o teams.
If deflating a ball is so minuscule why can't the Patriots just own it?
Can't stand "this is all so stupid" guy.
Not to be too much of a buzzkill here, but isn't the CDC's job sorta kinda raising the alarm on health issues in the first place?