god his fucking voice

Oooh, you’re gonna get arrested, lol. My goal is to never, ever, refer to that man as “President” and to never, ever hear him speak. If he’s on tv, I turn the channel. If some shit hits the fan in a way that he would have a press conference or have to interrupt all the stations, I’ll turn the tv off and just read…

My point was that Girl Scouts is not silencing anyone for “finding it out” and that there was no palm oil secret conspiracy. I don’t necessarily agree with them, but they are addressing it. At the end of the day, those are cheaply-made factory cookies that are intended for fundraising purposes. They make it so girls…

It’s literally the start of the pledge “On my honor, I will try to serve god and my country...something something something.” Best part is my brain can only read it in short choppy 8 year olds reciting something.