From a philosophical standpoint alone watching Maeve puzzling through the reality of her existence is amazing. Trying to put yourself in her shoes as it happens is an existential crisis unto itself.

I was so unsettled by Maeve finding her old drawings; that was one of the most disturbing moments on the show so far, just pure psychological horror.

(ETA: Bernard is TOTALLY a robot, right?)

Honestly, unless this is all some kind of extraordinarily brilliant performance art (which I’m not discounting the possibility of in Bizarro World 2016), he really does seem to be losing it.

Post election, I don’t think he will stop. It concerns me.

The most serious issue of this election is not Donald Trump. It’s people who support Donald Trump.

I wished for an October Surprise. This is like a month of Halloween. Like, after a few days, it’s not fun, anymore. You ate all your good candy, you have a stomach ache, you have to figure out what to do with the shitty candy, and your parents won’t let you take off your costume or wash off the day’s old makeup.

Man I went into reading this thinking I knew exactly how it was going to go and I was wrong. The questions were good questions that got good answers. I don’t 100% support Cooks agenda but I understand and respect it. She doesn’t mind that fan service exists and doesn’t want it banned or to shun people who like it, she…

They’re the jar of “artisanal” mustard that’s the last thing left in the basket.

One thing I’ve wondered is how the stories sync when individual Hosts are taken out of the storyline due to Guest interaction. Teddy, for example, seems to be part of a save-the-girl storyline, but what happens when some Guests take him out into the countryside for a few days instead of letting him save Dolores from…

“I said forget debate prep. I mean, give me a break,” Trump said at one point.

Longtime Jez fan, first time poster. I created this account just now because Jackie was a casual friend of mine and I’m the one who sent the story into Jezebel. Just wanted to say thank you so much for using my tip and posting her story. Jackie was a funny, charming, kind young woman and we are trying to get her story…

Goddamn I’m gonna miss her.

right?!? like...all the other celebrity divorces im all “another one bites the dust ah well” but this one. I just wanted them to shit all over everyone’s expectations and be the most amazing philanthropic couple of ever.

Adorable story: I’m babysitting my cousin’s niece. (I think? She’s my cousin’s wife’s brother’s daughter? What is that???)

Giraffe’s have secrets they don’t want humans to find out. Now they’re going to have to go on the offensive, because we’re getting too close.

Okay, so, one my favorite movies of all time, Gladiator, has this very silly line where Proximo (the guy who buys Maximus when he becomes a gladiator) yells at this merchant:

This is a fucking mockery of the intelligence community and a fucking embarrassment. To imply that the briefers are there for any other reason other than to provide information is a travesty. They dedicate their careers to providing unbiased information so that leaders can make informed decisions with their policy…

Simone Biles, First of Her Name, Queen of the Balance Beams and the Floor Mats, Breaker of Records, Mother of Tumbles.

Speaking of Daenerys Targaryen, “I’m the first Simone Biles” is straight out of a GoT episode. Slay all day, Simone.