Longtime Jez fan, first time poster. I created this account just now because Jackie was a casual friend of mine and I’m the one who sent the story into Jezebel. Just wanted to say thank you so much for using my tip and posting her story. Jackie was a funny, charming, kind young woman and we are trying to get her story…

Goddamn I’m gonna miss her.

right?!? like...all the other celebrity divorces im all “another one bites the dust ah well” but this one. I just wanted them to shit all over everyone’s expectations and be the most amazing philanthropic couple of ever.

Adorable story: I’m babysitting my cousin’s niece. (I think? She’s my cousin’s wife’s brother’s daughter? What is that???)

Giraffe’s have secrets they don’t want humans to find out. Now they’re going to have to go on the offensive, because we’re getting too close.

Okay, so, one my favorite movies of all time, Gladiator, has this very silly line where Proximo (the guy who buys Maximus when he becomes a gladiator) yells at this merchant:

This is a fucking mockery of the intelligence community and a fucking embarrassment. To imply that the briefers are there for any other reason other than to provide information is a travesty. They dedicate their careers to providing unbiased information so that leaders can make informed decisions with their policy…

Simone Biles, First of Her Name, Queen of the Balance Beams and the Floor Mats, Breaker of Records, Mother of Tumbles.

Speaking of Daenerys Targaryen, “I’m the first Simone Biles” is straight out of a GoT episode. Slay all day, Simone.

The kid with the missing teeth... I want him in everything ever.

So...

Only in that it demonstrates how utterly and totally Eleven rules.

hahahahahahaha OMG this is so obviously an outsiders perspective. everyone in the philly area HATES septa

I have a panic attack every time i hear about a democrat who wants to vote for Trump just to spite Hillary.

Installing Magikarps in any possible gym isn’t called Karpet bombing?

THE BIRD IN THE NORTH!!

Fuck it...fuck it...so fucking done with all this. Every week, every day, nothing changes. People keep dying senselessly, nothing gets done, nothing changes. Meanwhile some muppet that’s been left in an oven is running for president. Just fuck it.

To me, her “calmness” was very similar to the way a horse trainer speaks to a spooked and dangerous animal. She couldn’t risk setting Officer Triggerhappy off on herself or her daughter.

Marched with BLM protesters in Columbia SC last night. We walked all over downtown including onto the I-126 exit into downtown. I have to applaud the police efforts for going with us blocking traffic so that we would remain safe and allowing us to make our statement. There were no arrests, no violence, and no criminal…

There was a non-violent protest in Memphis last night. No arrests, no riot gear. It didn’t make the national news because it was peaceful, but people need to know there is still hope. http://www.memphisflyer.com/NewsBlog/archi…