Goddamn how could you get bored by Luke Cage? Just the music alone is enough to keep me watching even if the story and acting weren’t great. And yeah, Agents of SHIELD, great show right there.

In related news, I also get a third September paycheck today! The flying spaghetti monster is looking upon us all with special benevolence.

Why is this site reviewing festival films that don’t even have distribution while ignoring Agents of SHIELD latest or Star wars Rebels premiere? I guess cross posting Sploid vids isn’t enough to alienate people but now let’s talk about films that may never be shown in a screen.

Is it okay if I maybe drop the idea in here that most people with multiple personalities are functional and not violent criminals, and that usually disassociative identity disorder is the result of child abuse and that these people deserve sympathy and caring and not to be villains in horror movies just because it…

Daniel Radcliffe as the caretaker of the Twins. Because in another life, Walder Frey (David Bradley) was the caretaker of Hogwarts.

The Gunslinger fled across our consciousness, and the Terminator followed.

Part of me wishes there had been more Firefly.

Longtime Jez fan, first time poster. I created this account just now because Jackie was a casual friend of mine and I’m the one who sent the story into Jezebel. Just wanted to say thank you so much for using my tip and posting her story. Jackie was a funny, charming, kind young woman and we are trying to get her story…

Goddamn I’m gonna miss her.

I loved the scene where Coulson X-Rayed the truck with his new hand and Mack said “Not fair!” Then Coulson responded, “You should cut off your own hand.”

Oh, come now, I honestly sometimes find CB’s hilariously OTT commentary more fun than the actual show.

Ghost Rider was amazingly well done. I loved it.

right?!? like...all the other celebrity divorces im all “another one bites the dust ah well” but this one. I just wanted them to shit all over everyone’s expectations and be the most amazing philanthropic couple of ever.

I tried to watch the promo, but it was just a bunch of static. What’s up with that?

How great would a Natural Born Killers/crime road trip movie with Harley and Ivy be?

As long as Meg is still super awkward around Calvin and has trouble dealing with her feeeeeeeelings I am happy.

Adorable story: I’m babysitting my cousin’s niece. (I think? She’s my cousin’s wife’s brother’s daughter? What is that???)

Giraffe’s have secrets they don’t want humans to find out. Now they’re going to have to go on the offensive, because we’re getting too close.

Okay, so, one my favorite movies of all time, Gladiator, has this very silly line where Proximo (the guy who buys Maximus when he becomes a gladiator) yells at this merchant: