Their fries are terrible.

If you eat a burger in Texas, it should be a Whataburger.

I’d rather eat tasty sodium-rich fake Mexican food and spend the rest of the day on the toilet than inadvertently donate a penny to a Republican.

Whataburger > In-n-out. Then again, I spent a decade in Texas and am biased.  That and Taco Cabana were my late night go-to places.

I don’t know how big of a deal (I perceive) this is. I mean, I cut out Chik-Fil-A for numerous reasons, chief among them their political and religious views/activism; I doubt I’ll do the same for my (infrequent) In-N-Out consumption.

CFA donated and campaigned on behalf of specific causes that were ideological in…

Corporations are not your friends. If there’s anything we need to be clear on now that everyone is charmed by whatever these companies’ social media teams write on twitter, it’s that corporations are not your friends.

“20 years ago nobody cared about the confederate flag”...

WHITE PEOPLE

For the sake of transparency, we must alert our readers that The Root has received reports that a certain contingent of Avocado-Americans we’re choosing not to mention (let’s just say it rhymes with “salt-white”) have been urging their followers to sabotage this tournament by voting for unlikely winners.

If a school in the South has “Christian Academy” in its name, there’s about a 95% chance it exists so white parents don’t have to send their kids to school with black children.

And I’m sure that the Mantality Health account on Indeed.com is target #1 for hackers.

“hacked”

He hates women and thinks they are all bitches.  It is likely because he has never pleased a woman sexually, thus, he switches the word bitch for dog. 

“moved on her like a bitch”

A great time for that would have been in 2016. Now is merely a convenient time. 

I think someone told Trump that he shouldn’t use the word “bitch” so instead he just substitutes “dog”. All of his tweets that use “dog” as an insult all seem so clunky and really don’t make sense, especially in dog loving America. But if you s/dog/bitch/g they all flow better and actually sound like something a human…

Bloviating, Emptyheaded, Crying, Kale-eating Yacubians (BECKY)

“I only hope that by me sharing a public apology in this incident you could show me some grace.”