Every year, my dad and I watch this for Christmas (he independently bought this movie at the store because it had Emma Thompson) and EVERY YEAR during the Joni Mitchell scene, he yells at the tv, “HOW COULD YOU MAKE EMMA THOMPSON CRY? She is lovely! LOVELY, I SAY!” And then he scoffs at the tv, waves his hand at it…

Hugh Grant is such a douchebag in real life, I don’t think I can watch him being squinty and romantic with another actress. He’s legendarily rude to the women he works alongside.

Oh, it makes me so sad that Alan Rickman and Emma Thompson won’t get an ending. I mean, they were the one couple I genuinely ended up rooting for - Emma Thompson was so masterful in the crying scene, a stand out in an otherwise lackluster movie. In my head, they work through their problems maturely and come through…

Ayup. Mr. Sessions sure has some shady friends for such a supposed law and order type. As the Trump campaign’s national security advisor, he was involved in turning the GOP position on the Ukraine around. Surely that was merely a coincidence! Just like his connection to Alfa Bank via his COS, Richard Burt. Just like…

He’s been backed into a corner. Flynn did the exact same thing, pretty much. He’s on record lying. You don’t fudge your way around that.

Ha! He’s finally in the position to do every racist, reactionary thing he’s ever dreamed of and you think the cotton plantation come to life named Jeff Sessions will ever willingly resign?

Yeah, I don’t get that. I mean, I get the psychology of it, but I don’t get accepting it and still calling the guy sweet and sensitive. Like, are you kidding?

I mean...yeah. Kids are easy targets too and animals. So if I go out and punch a two-year-old in the face am I going to get a pass, cuz you know, easy target? Excuse me, I’m off to kick some kittens.

it’s all makes sense now

“nothing burger”

That little racist shit is going down. I love how the intelligence is leaking out at opportune times. Trump has to be PISSED that he finally got some positive press and then the Sessions story dropped.

HOW AMAZING WOULD IT BE IF THEY ROASTED HILLARY AND GENERALLY ACTED AS THOUGH SHE WERE THE SITTING PRESIDENT, a la HILLARYBEATTRUMP.ORG

They should invite Hillary too. She did win the popular vote, after all.

Hell, go all out and have Alex Baldwin as Trump and Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer.

Henry isn’t always right but he was good here.

Bill Maher has been a garbage person for two decades.

“Clearing the planet” is a scientology term that is good. It’s like making the planet chaos-free, drug-free, war-free, crime-free.

“Scientologists believe Cruise ‘single-handedly is clearing the planet.’”