Tom Felton continues to be adorable.

Ooh, I had a boyfriend who leaned to the left too. Luckily it wasn't a hard lean, but he was 9 inches and poked my cervix in certain positions. Ouch.

My friend went out with a guy and they went back to his place to get busy. He took off his clothes, she took one look at his dick and she ran out of his apartment. She said it was so big, it scared her.

That's hilarious.

They're trained to deal with kids who have autism? That's seriously impressive.

There's something old-school punk rock about Jan Terri that I love.

Why would anyone even want to put mayo in mashed potatoes?

I wish someone would speak out about the injustice of me flying coach.

I've seen him in concert a handful of times and each time was a thrilling, moving experience. I (and a few other fans) briefly met him after a Letterman appearance promoting Love & Mercy in the late 80s. Landy's hired goon bodyguards were assholes to us, but Brian willingly stopped and signed autographs. He seemed…

I was imagining they were Jedi Knights, taking a break from protecting the Republic.

Marshall Fields is never coming back. That type of first-class department store is on life support, and the plug is about to be pulled. Local ownership is gone, no more local buyers to tailor merchandise to a store's loyal buyers; and shoppers have fled to discount retailers. Finis.

They only washed and set their hair once a week back then, plenty of time for all kinds of critters to crawl under the sprayed helmet and set up camp.

I always had a hard time liking that movie because of that.

Paul's ass is mesmerizing in that gif.

Oh my God, I counted syllables up until my early 20s, at least. I've never talked to anyone else who did that. I'm sure it's an OCD/anxiety thing.

Yes. I have vivid memories of talking to our piano and to our family car about their feelings. And I too have anxiety. No surprise there!

I never tried it on scratches but as I recall, the advice for sore nipples about leaving a coating of breast milk on them and leaving them uncovered worked pretty well.

How did Vanessa Paradis get screwed? I remember reading reports that she got 100 million pounds when they split up.

I am so sorry.