OMG, I've never seen this before. Best.Tattoo.Ever.
And here I was hoping that was a clever Dan Quayle reference.
She's discussing people so by her own definition, I'd say she thinks she's an idiot.
Burt, it was really fun watching you transition from smart-ass commenter to Jez writer. Your being hired at Cosmo was written in the stars (and on Burt Reynolds' bared ass). Good luck!
I would explain to him about the movies if he would explain to us about his hair.
Good for you. Hope they're thinking about what you said.
Team Curry!
Your son sounds amazing and adorable.
If you hang out in Los Feliz or the West Village, your chances of seeing one of those three is fairly decent.
Vince Vaughn lived across the street from my cousins, and according to my male cousins had a big crush on one of their sisters. Since he seems to have a habit of following women into bathrooms, I'd like to clarify that as far as I know, he never did that to my cousin.
That's a really cute story. Also, I'm guessing the woman Jodie was with was Gina Schock, the Go-Go's drummer?
Your Jack Black story reminded me that Joey Ramone hit on me once at a bar after the Ramones played where I lived. He told me it was his birthday and invited me and my friend to their hotel for his birthday party. I figured that was a line he pulled in every town, and I knew their hotel was inaccessible to public…
I did that with Gwyneth Paltrow as we were passing each other on a sidewalk. She gave me a serious bitchface, which annoyed me.
You have to win with that story. Jesus.
I did catch Jezebel's timely reporting last summer, but didn't anticipate it would be out of print so quickly. I just ordered it on Amazon. I'll have forgotten all about it within a few weeks and will be delightfully surprised when it eventually shows up at my doorstep. Re-reading the Little House series in the…
This can't be a coincidence:
It happened to me when my father died. It wasn't a critical thinking process, it was more like being forced to stand on the edge of a gaping pit of nothingness and stare into it. It wasn't something I decided, it was something that happened to me, if that makes sense.