This is such a great idea. My dog loves to chew the caps off plastic bottles too.

You mean, WWII Nazis? Yes, but give it ten years.

So he's a big asshole?

fate made him act like shit.

lol. He has to do something to amuse himself while the other two are yammering.

Because it's television, I think. Actors on tv feel more like real friends, more approachable, than actors in movies.

Be kind. Be respectful. Fight fair. Apologize easily, forgive easily. Be tolerant. Communicate. And yes, separate bathrooms is a great idea.

I bought Tig Notaro - Live from Louis CK's website last year for $5. It may still be available there.

I would turn vegetarian a million times before voluntarily eating a cricket.

Is Craig going to tear Jay a new one? I'm not sure where he stands on the comedians-hate-Jay-Leno issue.

I don't feel sorry for them. They have exactly the same opportunities for real connection that other men have. They're responsible for their choices.

Oh well as long as choking isn't his opener - who could possibly mind being choked as long as he's said hello first?

Here's the problem with that - the parent who would agree with you has already brought his/her child outside. The parent who is still inside is the parent who will not take kindly to your request.

But racism in America doesn't exist any more!

Name suggestion: Benedictine

It's a "meh" for me too. I've heard her music before and I don't find much depth to it.

I don't think she has much of a voice. But, she can't just get up there and dance if she wants to be a pop star. There's a long tradition of weak singers becoming pop stars so her voice shouldn't be an impediment.

The mom giving instructions is so creepy.

Google Glass is still not cool.