Great Fight North, eh?

Like this one.

I approve.

Thank you for the Comic Spoiler in huge font.

I can’t believe that the Fig Newton corporation ( is it Nabisco? ) hasn’t signed Cam up yet for a lucrative endorsement deal. The commercials practically write themselves!

Let me help, here:

This is not a bad idea, but the pads are made the way the are right now to prevent the pucks from killing pretty much 100% of the current population of active goalies.

Goalie code:

This just in, Barry... reports are coming in that define this as a purely selfish, money grabbing move by equipment manufacturers everywhere (including Canada) to force innocent goalies everywhere to buy shiny new fully customized gear that looks as great in the mirror at home as it does on the local ice in front of…

Right now, that’s a contender for Gold Medal in the Spatial Olympics

In Russia; is so chicken not cross street.

Here; let me try:

I would love to be around for a cup of coffee in the bigs. Just to hear the anthem on the ice. Just once.

Just like in practice, Coach!

Things I wanted to be when I was growing up:

Today, the Berniebro is wearing a blazer in his profile picture, and may actually own the Blazers as well. Note the coral colored shirt and story.

Allen’s mega-yacht, MV Tatoosh

I would’ve taken Andi to Prom, too! So pretty in that dress!

Matt Hendricks approves.

...and for the Love of Pizza don’t complain about how long it’s taking.