Let me help, here:

This is not a bad idea, but the pads are made the way the are right now to prevent the pucks from killing pretty much 100% of the current population of active goalies.

Goalie code:

This just in, Barry... reports are coming in that define this as a purely selfish, money grabbing move by equipment manufacturers everywhere (including Canada) to force innocent goalies everywhere to buy shiny new fully customized gear that looks as great in the mirror at home as it does on the local ice in front of…

Right now, that’s a contender for Gold Medal in the Spatial Olympics

I would love to be around for a cup of coffee in the bigs. Just to hear the anthem on the ice. Just once.

Just like in practice, Coach!

Today, the Berniebro is wearing a blazer in his profile picture, and may actually own the Blazers as well. Note the coral colored shirt and story.

Allen’s mega-yacht, MV Tatoosh

I would’ve taken Andi to Prom, too! So pretty in that dress!

Matt Hendricks approves.

...and for the Love of Pizza don’t complain about how long it’s taking.

If I was anywhere near a DC metro tonight, I’d be there.

The Ducks have a lot of flexibility in their travel schedule - they dont have to be back to the west coast until Feb 2. Has the NHL ever done a neutral site game just to get the schedule played - could they meet the Wings in NYC on Sunday (since DET has an upcoming game vs NYI)?

It looks like Charlottesville, Vagina is right in the middle of this miracle of nature. Wah-Hoo-Wah!

Why did Tom make Bill wear a helmet?

So did Muhammid Ali.

Best onside kick since Blair Walsh’s last weekend to secure the win for the Seahawks.

Two points; Hufflepuff.

That Rush player showed some true Grace Under Pressure.