Are you telling me you’ve found [dramatic pause]... the case-cracker

“Maybe she can get a job as a doorman at Mar-a-Lago.”

So... is this sinful lustful affliction that occurs at sporting events only endured by Iranian women or do women in general experience it?

Wage labor is effectively usury induced peonage where the worker agrees to exploit themselves. So in general, I agree with you, everybody’s gotta eat.

“We now know how wrong Kaepernick was about voting not mattering.”

Dan Lebatard’s habit of pointing out how Fallon fails and Colbert succeeds by embracing politics soundly seems more like a sales pitch than an observation.

Didn’t the white woman who harassed a followed a black man back to his apartment because she didn’t believe he lived there, then after finding out he lived there still called the cops because she felt “uncomfortable.”  Is this the new code word?

A friend of mine at work is an aspiring wypipologist, I told him he should get Mike as his thesis adviser. He has begun research (not too hard, they make it pretty obvious) on WP’s inability to take L’s.

Move her out... how could they? They clearly named the motherfucker after her.

Black teens can’t walk into a store without being suspected of crime or accused of crime, regardless if a crime has been committed. Black teens know this and expect this.

I mean... it kinda makes ya think “covfefe” ain’t so bad.

Now you’re making a bad faith argument. I’m not insulting Mike or any readers. Yes, there is an implicit “of those who voted” left out, but not really, because it’s an article with much of the context is around voting. The fact that it is 52% of “women WHO VOTED” is obvious. 

“This reality has driven middle-income black families out of the city and relegated poor families to poverty-stricken neighborhoods, making black kids more likely to attend schools that no one cares about.”

So Ryan let him dip in the stash?

How about Wilson Ramos? Somehow the Phillies swooped in and snagged him among other power bats (Cabrera and Bour) during there late in the season trade deadline push.

So... you’re making the distinction between likelihood of happening vs distribution of sample, effectively, just because they both use percentages doesn’t mean they’re the same thing. I think that is pretty damn insightful and accurate, but it doesn’t really change the thrust of my argument.

“It was 52 percent. It was most white women.” 

Hey... I mean you’re right and people are quick to add in New York fans, but... let’s not forget the true kings of degenerate fandom, any team from Philadelphia.

What if he just suplexed him?  Brady and Amendola getting the WWE treatment in the same day.

Dude... this is the new age. WP are used to complete and total impunity because they’ve always got the benefit of the doubt. Now everything is documented. There is less room for doubt.