Heathen... we now know whose rectitude has been compromised.

“There is nothing worse than someone finding you with Uncle Rob’s Crown Royal. If you say no, you look stingy. If you tell them who it belongs to, you look like a snitch”

Is a “KKK” joke just too obvious?

Yo... I mean, I’m not trying to be like homeboy in the aluminum cap, but I’ll damned if it’s not like, I’ll talk with my buddy at lunch about some shit and see damn near the same thing on the Root, or see it on the Root and then check some articles and see it everywhere else.

You’re definition of porn and the commensurate comparative to the Shop really misses the mark. I know you are trying to shake people and say “Idiots none of this is real, quit acting like it is!” But... that sentiment is not limited to porn, that’s everything created in Hollywood. It’s all produced, edited,…

“This is either the stupidest fucking thing anyone has ever put online, or it’s a pretty good troll.”

I thought we all learned this lesson from “Old School.” If you don’t want any surprises, don’t take the early flight home cause ya might have a couple strangers jump out of your bathroom ready to gang bang your girlfriend, or in this case, on your now stained couch with lube at the ready.

A quick search of Oregon in the Root paints a clear picture. This article was pretty eye opening as well.

Dude... it was a joke, invoking the pervy “oh my god she’s taking her shirt off, this might as well be porn” sentiment.

If I had to make a top three list of “wants”that would be it. I would replace options with opportunity, but healthcare, equality and opportunity are pretty much it.

Deadspin... unbelievable over here, can we at least get an NSFW in the headline.  If I get in trouble again from the SysAdmin, expect a sternly worded email.

Too soon... too soon

Damn! Ain’t this some bullshit, this lady would have destroyed the Wypipo Bracket Challenge. Hopefully, she makes it on next year. Mike... I’m looking at you, we can’t let this fall of radar. I know the scope is damn near saturated already but this has got to be the pinnacle of caucasity.

I just don’t understand rich people, probably because I’m not one of them.

Yeah... I remember Tom saying that I just wasn’t sure if they shit-canned him anyway.

Manny... you sir, are good.  I’m talking very good.  I am equal parts informed and impressed.  Clearly, you’re well versed/familiar with the topic and I really appreciate taking the time break it down in such a sensible and digestible fashion.

Did the "pissant" guy get fired?

I almost got on my “this is what’s wrong with the adversarial system” soapbox, but realized it was a civil matter. In a criminal case, state/county/whatever vs X, the prosecution can say, “ya know what, this is wrong, charges dropped.” Since you seem knowledgeable/well-versed in legal matters, is the same “hey ya know…

So... I know I can just “google it,” but... we have Obama’s statement, an excerpt from Bush’s statement, and even one from Carter; did the White House make one?

The claim is ridiculous, and I’m glad somebody is reporting it, but I’m not surprised. I mean... the guys a lawyer, they get paid to lie. Not outright lie, most of the time, but to deliberately distort the truth so much that it ought to be considered a lie, or to make claims that no reasonable person would make but…