She went 2 for 4. The first two “apologies” although not great, made me feel sympathetic. I’m gonna presume she’s 24 (+/-2). Walking down the street drunk and stealing stuff from stores is a time-honored tradition. Nothing egregious, ya know, stuff like a cardboard cutout of “the most interesting man in the world”…

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Your post would be a tad more effective if your penultimate sentence made more sense.

I mean... they should not make police uniforms with waistlines that large. Once you get around the 38-40 waist size you are at the outer limits, end of story. They can call the new program a “force shaping tool.”

This one should be easy. Granted the police can also cover this up, but there has got to be an ammo report. Did the officers return with the same amount of bullets they left with?

What would be the one book on the list 45 is most likely to have read?

Interesting observation:

Yeah... I suppose you’re right.  Not in the seeding aspect, I have no idea how Mitch has managed to make it this far, but I have taken this bracket way too seriously.

Down goes Sean Hannity! Can anyone stop the WF rampage, as they claim yet another victim.

Not really. There are normally four parts to a critique: what it gets right, what it gets wrong, what’s incomplete, and what is missing.

Please God... I ask for so little... I have so little... please let him be prescribed Ambien

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It sounds like Vlade Divac was honing his entrepreneurial skills in the private sector.

It’s two sevens, an eight and a thirteen... Duke and Kentucky?! You’re not even making sense and really wanted to force in a lame/uncreative analogy in a weak critique.

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So Andrea is the only one that can be conditioned to accept it?

$10, 000 you’re a thief; $10,000,000 you’re a politician

Money. I curse the batter, the pitcher, the fielder, and even the 3rd base coach at times, but nobody and I mean nobody do I curse out more than HP.

“But this season, Markakis has magically (emphasis mine) shown everybody something different after a dozen years in the league.”