Lol, you must have missed the memo about the new customer-centric model of higher education.

Why are conservatives so bitchmade? Take away their guns and their tiki torches and they become baby-lotion soft.

Holy fuck the driver’s face in the first picture is my new everything.

The man doesn’t know his angles or his wrangles.

So were none of these threats taken seriously by law enforcement?

The Great Racial Whisperer, Bernie Sanders, should be alerted ASAP. He’ll fix this “misunderstanding” right up...

Bobby Brown being the rational and mature individual in an exchange. I need to get right with God cuz he’s comin back soon.

That about sums it up for me.  

Imagine living a life where Bobby Brown thinks you’re a piece of shit, and he’s right. 

That’s a good point, how _is_ she still making money? I saw her a few years ago on the Super Bowl half time show, and cringed. It made me feel... I don’t know. Embarrassed on her behalf?

Taylor Swift had to have been the backup, then maybe Katy Perry, followed by some idiot indie singer with that bullshit cadence and pronunciation they all do.

David Bowie called out MTV 35 years ago, hardly a damn thing has changed.

Oh yea it was. Yea they distanced themselves from him for years over that. Had that not happened I think his music career might have made a small comeback. 

Finance and law don’t fuck around.

Windows key + L will lock your desktop, too.

Wait...they’re still using fax machines?!?

BTW whoever has the name “ChakaKhanWhenTheWallsFell” and starred me, I love you forever.

Hey man, people like what they like. You ain’t gotta explain nothin to nobody, you feel me. Live your best life.

A few weeks back I came up with the Invisible Fence model of society. It’s probably nothing new in concept, but it works something like this: just as a dog will feel entitled to go to any part of the yard where he doesn’t get zapped by his collar, so people in a given society will feel entitled to engaged in behavior…

“Keep that same energy.” I am using that on my increasingly smart mouthed child from this day forward, because I’m tired of saying, “I’m not one of your little friends.” Which should be #1 on your list of “things your mama says before she beats your ass.”