It’s no mistake that that’s so often the case.

I’m pleased I could bring joy to everyone’s day.

Whine-1-1, what’s your emergency?

1. She told it like it is

This morning on the “Sunday shows” I saw the usual hand-wringing about how “this year it’s really gone too far.” Listen, bitches. You’re the White House Correspondents’ Association. You’re supposed to have an adversarial relationship with our leaders. You’re supposed to be the ones holding their feet to the fire. You’r…

Shes not wrong and for anyone who’s listened to how harsh Wolf talks about things like Harvey Weinstein when doing guest appearance, it souldda been obvious she would swing for the fences

Cohen was meaning to use the bins that they have at Best Buy, he just keeps forgetting everytime he goes out to that part of town.

I’m concerned that the property owners on Yeezy Island are about to get tranched like it’s 2008 all over again.

I don’t know who Aubrey O’Day is. I don’t know who (possibly *what*) Danity Kane is. I’m not gonna look it up. I’m just going to revel in my ignorance.

I’m finna sign up for this, I’ve been looking for a dating app that strictly for cuckolds trying to work out their repressed inferiority complexes and the wives who love tolerate them.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

This idea of values the IT in Chief is pedaling is just a distraction for his base. DJT does not care at all for anyone outside of his own ego, but needs it stroked. He was a CEO, he was the host of a messed up reality show, and now he is President. He needs to feel like a winner, regardless, and now he is in a…

I gotta disagree with you on this one Panama.

These people aren’t stupid, nor do they believe half the shit they spew out of their mouths. It’s not like conservatives have been presented with mere allegations, whilst conjuring up the most delusional fantasies ever in defense of the indefensible.

At this point, that old…

“How the fuck can you tell us not to cry wolf when you have never recognized a wolf?”

Somewhere there is a crime ring that specializes in stolen toddler car seats. They fear nothing except a car alarm that blares “SWIPER, NO SWIPING!”

I want you to know that I specifically came here to get your/VSB’s reaction to this atrocity. It was everything that I hoped for AND MORE.

“ Can we talk about Kelli out here living her best self with little support of her friends? I so applaud this! So many times, people aren’t moving forward with new things (dare I say uncomfortable things) because their homie ain’t riding. So, you don’t want to come to the jazz workout? Cool. Don’t want to jog with me…

“Q is such a good dude, but sometimes you gotta take things for what they are. When Molly hit him with the “homie” he should have fallen back.”

Gah, if it is, then it would be because of the “older dad” thing. Which is actually proven by science. Unlike the fucking anti-vax shit.

Unsolicited advice from someone who survived a very necessary estrangement from her own mother: beware of anyone who attempts to convince you that you should be able to look past this. I wish someone had told me 20 years ago that “blood is not thicker than safety.” Thank you and good luck.