Cool jacket. I wonder who CC is.

+1

Perhaps a collaborative effort is in order. For example, Hansen could try to pop and lock it and Kennedy could just fucking drop it.

Emergency Operator: Now, just to be clear, you're a man stuck in a shaft and not vice versa, correct?

Interesting website. I've heard good* things.

Note to self: When visiting Russia, never order "Contacts in the ass."

BoC: Excuse me, waiter, I'll have an Arnold Palmer.

Wow, that's a terrible V-neck. I'm not too crazy about Pacman's shirt either.

When asked for a quote as to what their next steps would be, both parties replied, "We're just going to let it ride."

They should have cut him for lack of school spirit.. Whatever happened to "Go Blue!," Brendan? You make me sick.

Freddie: Hey bud, you think you can come pick me up?

Further proof that the average age of today's young adults in terms of maturity is about 7-11.

+1

NBA Players: We want less material!

There was a story going around New Orleans for awhile- it was probably nothing more than a rumor, though- that alleged King Cake Baby was transferred to the Chinese Basketball Association, where people could finally have him and eat him too.

@AROD Sorry! Autocorrect again. Was supposed to be: Allen Sherman with his typical snigger shit- Love me some "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh" LOLZ

Mr. Putin, tear down those "Another Brick in The Wall" lyrics.

He's going to feel like an idiot when he finds out that same deep V-neck is available at Ross for $3.50.

Kellen's penis has since apologized for its comment of, "I'm a one-eyed warrior!" In its apology, his penis went on to say, "I got caught up in the moment. The real warriors are in Iraq and Afghanistan. I'm just a penis, nothing more."

To add insult to injury, Ron was later released and sent down to the amateur shop.