Goddamnit. Somebody is going to pay for this. Not the NCAA or colleges, obviously, but somebody...

07/02/13- Fearsome reliever receives rocker.

A nice send off, sure, but they kind of lifted it from one given to another larger-than-life Yankee:

Tough spot for the student athletes of Iowa State. On the one hand, you want to tell your AD, the man who is trolling you, to go die in a tire fire, but, on the other hand, you need his guidance and tutelage for later in life when you're living under a bridge.

It seems like every time you guys post a story about Turner Field it involves a Braves fan who could use a good railing.

This isn't the first time a philandering ESPN personality has been accused of slamming women into walls. That said, I don't think anyone on campus has ever pressed charges against Stuart Scott for running into them in the hallway.

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Luckily for Zachary, two police officers armed with tasers were kind enough to show him what a DualShock felt like in real life.

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Kutcher and Rooney probably hit it off. They're both a key part of something which used to be known for winning.

Really, Rick? A tomahawk jam? SMH

Savannah: Do you want to go see a bunch of overly ornate, gaudy crosses?

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Andersen said he first grew suspicious of a behind-the-scenes puppeteer when the underage woman sat on his hand and began telling knock-knock jokes.

...he or she does not sound worried about his or her identity being revealed:

Not to belittle your efforts here, Dan, but a simple call to Bill Conti could've saved you a lot of time.

Too bad that headline didn't read, "M.J. sports betting is dead." That would have been a much bigger story.

If you're interested to know how many feet that is, it's somewhere around 600o prison lunches.

It only figures that, in Nebraska, Lil' Bo P ends up fucking the sheep.

To add insult to injury, when Jinno protested his second eviction, the IOC asked him to pipe down.