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♫ O /cum, O /cum, Emmanuel ♫

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That's cool and all, but it's going to ruin his street cred, especially if his brother or sister have kids.

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!!!

I see what you did there.

Tell you what, if the guy is interested in a recording of 6 seconds of action and a white guy scoring I've got a few home videos I'd be willing to part with.

You guys don't even know how to properly get your rocks off. SMH

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Detective: I don't know how they got away with it. This was truly an ingenious crime.

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After his last year in the NHL, becoming a firefighter seems like a logical transition for Jaromir, what with the lack of O he would bring to a fire.

Officer: Hello, dispatch, this Car 37. I need a make on a white, 2013 Camaro, Louisiana license 328NAZ28.

Rex Ryan used to think of Tebow as a star too. Yeah, he wished he was millions of miles away and invisible all day.

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/dying