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Reporter: No, sir, I'm actually here to report on the recent tragedy, and to be honest, I've never even heard of Canola Twister.

Let's not be too hard on Scott Brooks. As a big supporter of our troops he never wants to see anyone pull KP doody.

Reporter: He's locked himself in there. We need a key!

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After hearing that Ramos was later sitting down for hours waiting for some shit to finish the Marlins immediately announced Iron Man Omelet night.

She said she was a fan!1!!

Realtor: And the house has a view of 270 degrees. You can see the enti...

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Yeah, anyone who has watched 3 minutes of golf probably knows Vijay is Fijian, but only an asshole without a sense of humor would worry about something like that. Luckily, this here website is asshole-free. Thank goodness for us, amirite?

You better not edit my comment!1!!

I feel confident in saying this is the biggest story ever about a black golfer who got caught cheating after getting a little too horny.

"It's Robert. My tailor is the only guy who is allowed to shorten things around here!"

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Well, I sure hope that Timmy lands on his feet after all this. God help him if he has to do anything with his arms.

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The pics are just fine. GoldStar was a cheap consumer electronics brand out of South Korea. It was a play on words which was missed by many, including yourself. No worries. Thank you for your time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GoldStar

Every day I try to find one thing for which I am thankful, and today that one thing is your knowledge of GoldStar cameras, for without it I would've had one more painful response discussing picture quality and/or the camera effects of today's smart phones to what I thought was a rather obvious play on words. Thank…

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