Tim got married? Good for him. I knew it would only be a matter of time until he found another woman who clearly loves the cock.

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Brett: You hear that, honey? My dick was mentioned today in connection with a serious violation.

That's a nice cock joke. +1

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Welcome to Choose Your Own Adventure!

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Stormtrooper: Hello, ladies, I'm here to fix your E-11 blaster.

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Love it.

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