It was for awhile, but that was just a phase. See what I did there?!!!

Well, I wasn't holding out much hope for the 3 squares, mind you, but where are all these late night burritos which will make a grown man cry I had heard so much about? Got an answer for that, smart guy?

I know talking burritos is old hat around here, but it's coming up on lunchtime and words cannot describe how substandard the Mexican food is here. I would give my right arm for a burrito with some lean, tear-inducing spicy chicken, some jalapeno and/or habanero peppers, real cheese which doesn't look like Elmer's…

Nice.

Good stuff, John. Keep up the good work. And don't take it too hard when Hoppes outs you tomorrow.

I don't think there's anything wrong with wondering how a death will affect your favorite team. Heck, I remember when the Cards signed La Russa as their manager and I thought to myself, "I wonder if my Redbirds will still be able to compete for the pennant after Tony runs over a few of our players."

Oh!!! Safety!

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Luckily this happened after Sveum had already accepted the Cubs managerial position and was fully prepared to deal with a barrage of BB's.

And why not? In these cheesy and uncertain times, he seems too comfortable, too confident and, at 60, too cute.

Idiot. +1

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Considering the source, I was fully expecting you to come back with, "An abscess makes the heart grow fonder."

Whoever said, "Absence makes the heart grow fonder," was full of shit. You're dead to me.

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Let's give it some time. I'm sure if we wait until after 3 o'clock there will be plenty of 17's coming out in support of Mark.

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