FUCK YES.

Obama’s not a heavy smoker is probably why.

One of these men I would love to hang out with. Maybe borrow his hat.

A toast to the prospect of Pence being caught up in the Mueller probe as well.

Yeah, I suppose someone could determine your child’s location while they are playing that game online.

I would recommend for any given FPS Vai's "Kill the guy with the ball" on repeat.

I’m gonna go full on old man here.

I have been here a couple times as well, with my SO’s (two of them) threatening suicide, self-harm.

I don’t fault this unfortunate woman for posting the video to a private group. It’s just a really bad way to learn a hard lesson:

Re: Asian history of cultural superiority. Absolutely dead on.

The answer is to make sure education and infrastructure money is spent evenly based on population.

I had a friend in college who used to have Belly and Gummo playing in the background all the time at parties where we got way too drunk.

Probably skewed by the kinds of people who hang out on dating sites.

The Sharp Edge Bistro downtown I went to frequently when I was working there.

I think we’ll get to addressing Paul Walker some time after we get around to addressing David Bowie (14 year olds).

Very solid advice, all around.

They have those. They are boring. It’s mostly the same costume over and over again.

Every other con is a Wherdcon. I’ll reiterate in a second.

I came across a modest proposal for explaining at least the mysterious death of Donna:

Look man.  I am a white guy, and if this was my own mother, I’d have been all, “Now look ma, you earned that.  What have we learned?”