You’re not unlike most craps I take.

I figure after last year, New England fans are probably about as insufferable as they’re going to get, whereas Philadelphia still has a ceiling they haven’t yet hit. Which is why it hurts me to say, but I gotta pull for the Pats.

“Thanks a lot, Captain Obelisk.”

Coldstone.

Consent?

I’ll bet he was worried about getting there early and picking up a PI call. So he kind pulled his punch there and whiffed. Felt awful for him once I read about his being so upset afterwards.

*sigh* really don’t have a response to this yet but a string of disappointed obscenities

Right Wing Nutters: “America is the greatest country in the world and fuck you if you don’t recognize and celebrate American Exceptionalism!”

One week later, it’s hard to decipher what was definitely true, exaggerated or outright wrong in Wickersham’s piece because, unlike with peak Halberstam, it wastes too much time on nonessential stuff,

Sharks and Jets just won’t stop going at it, eh

When you’d rather be a team that supports “real American values” than one that wins, this is what happens.

Somebody has been shopping at Herb Tarlik’s garage sales.

“An assist is any time I let someone shoot the ball who is not me...on either team.”
-Kobe Bryant

but for me, no author’s byline here commands as much attention as yours.

Just want to say thank you for all your work, especially your incredible investigative pieces year after year. Deadspin is a great place for dick jokes and making fun of Austin Rivers, but for me, no author’s byline here commands as much attention as yours.

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

Bad week for Philly. First they lose Wentz, now they learn they could have sued McNabb years ago for making bad passes? Yeesh.

Maybe you should always be outraged.

Democratic senators are going to force Al Franken to resign, and Repubs are going to welcome in a child molester that’s invariably going to win this election.

Token conservative here. I am absolutely appalled how the Republican party has sold it’s soul over the past year. Trump was bad, this is downright terrifying. How can the party claim to be the “Moral Majority” when they are backing a candidate who may be a serial child molester? It’s not like he took a couple free…