...Salt & Pepper to taste

Third prize is you’re fired.

Kids CAN be annoying. I have a kid. When she was young, she was annoying at times. BUT, here’s the thing: *I* can say my kid is annoying, but I’d be pissed if some dickwad called my kid annoying during a radio interview.

Trump tried to fire one of the Muellers to avoid this confusion, but then members of his staff threatened to resign & it became a whole thing.

“Jerome Lane: Greatest player in St. Vincent-St. Mary’s history? Discuss.”

How many scarves is he wearing in that photo? I’m guessing one, but I wouldn’t be shocked if it’s two. He is to scarves what Steve Bannon is to shirts. #layers

Came here to post this as well. A shot that is blocked counts as a FGA at every level of basketball.

No need to stay up late to watch the ball drop, amirite?

The ring came off my pudding can.

Fun Fact: Indians radio announcer Herb Score could NOT pronounce Cuyler’s name, and always called him Milt Cuellar. There’s a long, long list of guys who had their names mispronounced by Herb Score, I’m sure.

Former SID here. No, no and no. None of those are even CLOSE to an assist, and no one would blink when the stats-caller said “J 24 good, no assist.”

“LET ME COACH THE BROWNS AND DO THIS. It can’t go any worse than how the Browns are doing now.”

“I can be in and out of a store in 45 minutes with 3 pairs of pants (or 5 minutes with no pants)“

“...Boston, I’m driving in and [thinking], ‘Is this the road that leads to the edge of the earth? And is there a sign warning me? I’d better slow down just in case’.”

“Leaves of three, let it be.” — some poison-ivy-fearing person, probably

Amazingly, I’ve heard that it was the second thing. He (Miami coach) told the ref that he was going to call a timeout when the play clock reached 1 second, then forgot to call it.

Ohio resident here. Ranch dressing blows.

I don’t recommend doing ANY kind of a search for “pubic” — just trust me on this.