I believe CCR warned us about his rise, too.

Pink Floyd tried to warn us about this dark side like forty years ago.

Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.

That message board is like four guys telling each other how awesome they are and calling everyone else snowflakes. For Montana football. It’s post-satire.

She’s not going to intimidate me and make me back down.

“She’s not going to intimidate me and make me back down from intimidating her so she’ll back down.”

Old lady here. When I was 22 and starting out as a manager, my first boss said to me—If you have to decide to do something, either do it because it is right or don’t do it because it is wrong. Because if you are doing it in order to be thanked, you are going to have a very fucked-up and unhappy career.

Oh, P.S., the first twenty-four hours are the worst... Better bring a poncho.

Am I the only red-blooded American male who has absolutely no interest in poop stories?

To put it more compactly: if you change Obamacare’s name to Trumpcare but leave the rest of the program exactly the same, Trump’s poorly informed, cult of personality supporters will immediately reverse course and declare it the best thing ever.

I also bumped into Jeff Fisher on a checkout line recently. It was at a 7-Eleven in Montana. However, after he left it was a 7-Nine.

No, absolutely not. It does not matter how much they are paid or how much they are in the public eye. Having naked images of you stolen and then being blackmailed to prevent their release is 100% NOT part of their job.

I’d be all for him refusing the “honor” if his reasoning for his protest wasn’t, y’know, horseshit.

Which is: don’t protest.

“I fought to protect the freedoms you enjoy in this country, so you better stop fucking enjoying them!”

You don’t get credit for not making a horrible trade when you TRY to make a horrible trade and fail.

It’s almost as though these owners see their teams as the modern day plantations and their players the modern day cotton pickers. What a surprise!

Someone call a veternarian veter- bear doctor.

I can’t speak to the legitimacy of the Bennett photo, but I do know this picture is real and it pisses me off. Really, though, we all kind of secretly knew.