You don’t get credit for not making a horrible trade when you TRY to make a horrible trade and fail.

It’s almost as though these owners see their teams as the modern day plantations and their players the modern day cotton pickers. What a surprise!

Wow, it’s almost like the protests, like the national anthem itself, have nothing to do with the troops and everything to do with the dehumanization of black people. Who knew!

Someone call a veternarian veter- bear doctor.

I can’t speak to the legitimacy of the Bennett photo, but I do know this picture is real and it pisses me off. Really, though, we all kind of secretly knew.

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

“Oh, yeah, like the guy in the five thousand dollar suit is gonna construct a competent lineup. Koeman!”

I find myself far more curious about the hair band in front of the sink (a coded message to Selena?), and the black powder dusted to the side. Charcoal for brushing teeth? Speaking of which, his toothbrush is in the middle of the sink? Signaling laziness? Creativity? Eccentricity? So he is always apprised of its…

Yeah. I’m a big fan of Mr. Show and Arrested Development, but Cross’ standup often just feels like him being an asshole and swinging at low-hanging fruit. I mean, I’m both liberal and an asshole, but I just don’t have time for his thing. So I have an easier time believing he’s just an all-around asshole, rather than…

David Cross is kind of funny, aligns with my politics and all of that...

I’d think twice if it was Spinal Tap.

Take the gig, be super professional and treat the technical folks and the tour manager respectfully, and you get on The List. Somebody needs a drummer they’re gonna ask around and maybe your name comes up. Nobody who matters judges a working musician for playing for a paycheck.

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

 Not a great list to be on but Counterpoint.

I’m pretty sure your girlfriend might be the devil.

My girlfriend has an infuriating system where she puts everything she’s remotely interested in into her cart, then before she gets in line to pay she decides what she actually wants to buy and the rest of the shit she just puts on the nearest shelf. It makes me want to hide in shame.

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

Here’s the thing. It’s okay to play a guy like Bradley, or Altidore, or Wood. But, going into every game, they knew there was NO chance of someone taking their job. And it’s been like this for years. Instead of bringing in hungry, young, talented players (McKennie, Sargent, Horvath, Miazga, Carter-Vickers), they bring…

In this round of qualifying, yes - the US should NOT be losing to T&T but your comparison of England losing to Bermuda is way off. For some context, Trinidad & Tobago were ranked as high as 49th in the world in 2015, Bermuda was 159th at the same time.