They’re America’s team more than ever, a disappointing franchise run by an aging dipshit and employing a lot of crooks.

May they go 2-14 this season, 0-16 the next season, and never win a championship under Jones’ ownership every again for this.

That, or may all of the players band together, all take a knee or sit for the anthem, and make Jones either sit all of them for every game (forfeiting while having to pay them and losing $$$…

Fuck Jerry Jones. Fuck Donald Trump. And fuck the Cowboys. You ain’t America’s team anymore. That honor belongs to the Jacksonville Jaguars.

To make this story more palatable, here’s a friendly reminder that the Cowboys are currently 2-3.

If I had to guess, too chunky to be coke. I’d bet it’s crushed percs. Plenty of access to them in a locker room.

I have no issues with these fans burning their jerseys as long as they are wearing them at the time.

Let’s continue the list because I’m quite sure a number of your readers are still stuck on stupid.

Fuck Jon, chill out you fat fuck. Maybe learn to throw to a base too while you’re at it.

Lester’s getting paid $25 million this year and has put up a 99 ERA+. It shows you where our society’s at right now with all that stuff.

There mere fact that she calls “making love” “paw paw” tells me she’s not ready.

I’m sure Trump will respond in a Lebronesque fashion, an Instagram post of himself working out.

I am so exhausted this morning. I woke up early yesterday to make sure I watched the London game in its entirety, then had to keep watching through the end of SNF just so Trump would know that I disagree with him.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.

They shouldn’t be wasting time and resources arresting them at all. Not all crimes are equally wrong, or worth wasting resources on. Lots and lots of things are illegal, and we don’t simply dole out law enforcement resources equally to all of them. We prioritize.

Christ, what a piece of shit you are.

You are utter fucking trash without honor, empathy, or basic fucking decency.

“Why do we only care about separating families as a result of a crime being committed is illegal immigration?”

Durant heard that Jackson was winning the argument so he’s on his side now.

Favorite part:

To be fair to Francesa, this is the worst thing any coach has ever done at Penn State.