I think the issue with this particular case is less about the adaptability of the coach or the talent on the roster and more with the club hiring someone like this then firing him almost literally immediately after the start of his first season.

So it’s just a separate set of intangibles that you like better? Because I take Lalas’ comments to mean, “this team isn’t doing its best because it lacks focus, leadership, determination. That’s manifested in the form of old players being relied upon too much, young players not stepping up, and people like Bradley not…

No, when Muhammad Ali took a stand, they jailed him.

Attention fellow white people! Attention!: STFU, remove your red v. blue glasses, and fucking listen.

I’m honestly not complaining! There’s nothing more beautiful to come home to on a Saturday night than a close game with a ranked team. It’s better than putting every single interesting match-up at 8.

They should have just flipped the home dates for the series.

It’s almost as if all these liberal glory boys don’t trust esteemed meteorologist/expired prescription receptacle Rush Limbaugh.

come on, buddy. I’m a huge yankees fan, but like, don’t be that guy.

Yet still so insecure.

Yeah, well, you can’t go around being afraid all the time. I mean, if I let my fear control me, I wouldn’t have asked one of the most popular girls in 6th grade if she wanted to ‘go’ with me. But I muttered the 6th grade version of ‘fuck it’ to myself, and asked her, and now look at me! 35 years later, still scarred…

Donny: “Come on, Melania, we need to fly into a dangerous zone.”

Then what would keep his hair from skittering away?

She takes my breath away.

She looks like she was about to go to a Top Gun themed party before Cheeto dragged her on this stupid vanity trip.

I heard it was only a strained I have.

The post may have been deleted, but if you really need to see an oversized dick from Ball State, you can just tune in to FS1's All Takes Matter.

Enjoy your star for making me look that up and confirming that yes, that is a real thing and a hell of a deep cut.

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

“Is the coach a dick?”

The expression “blood is thicker than water” originally meant that the bond between comrades is stronger than family, as in bathing in the blood of your enemies is a pretty powerful bonding experience, and it has been bastardized into meaning the exact opposite.