She was only 15 years old!

“...he had eaten five banana splits backstage and had to take a dump.”

Fun fact: McKenna does that “back to me” bit in conversation too.

Deadspin: Come for the dick jokes, stay for the... more dick jokes.

Why can’t black people protest peacefully?

Lol at this bitterness.

because Page Six clicked publish, and then i clicked publish

because we all love and miss the Obamas, thank you very much.

Here’s a fun article about how Mr. Brightside has basically never left the UK charts since 2004. Makes me super happy. http://www.npr.org/2017/06/04/530079710/mr-brightside-will-never-die-and-heres-why

I would bail on brunch to help the Obamas for something as trifling as a phone ID, too. Malia is a national treasure!

You seem pretty high too.

“People are saying only five things were different on that page. I don’t know, but people, great people have called me. And, you know, they’re saying it. Five. It’s five things.”

“More fake news from Highlights for Kids: I colored in the lines the best and am not a Goofus.”

“Gregorius lasted more than seven full seconds...”

That destiny could come true if he stays in Cleveland and LeBron opts out to go to LA.

You already are vociferously objecting. But isn’t the real point that by virtue of a HOF 20-year career, that maybe Eck does indeed know how hard poor little baby David Price has it?

If you can really squint hard enough to convince yourself that Price’s career has been harder than Eckersley’s to the point where he can make the comment:

He may have a massive ego. But when you’re in the HOF and known as a defining player in MLB history, you’re allowed.

Do these sites not realize what a huge percentage of their audience comes from bored office workers who may well not be able to watch videos without attracting unwanted attention?

in order to expand video production