Fox’s all-video strategy is dumb. First, many of us can’t or won’t watch video at work but we will happily goof off reading written content. Watching video on phones in public also sucks if you’re like me and never have your headphones handy. Sidelining quality writers (some of whom can do video, some of whom can’t)…

Ummmm... Wearing another grown man’s name across your back?

Wait till you read the comments!

I trust no person who says “it’s just a dog” to justify “getting tired of it and moving on.” A person with that attitude rarely lacks empathy and compassion in only that one area.

“Rescue dog” makes people feel like they’re doing something good, and we need to coerce people into adopting dogs instead of picking a pair of poodles out from a breeder.

It is absolutely shitty, because dogs aren’t devoid of feelings and attachment to other beings and moving them around like a used car will absolutely hurt them and makes you a shitty person.

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

Captions are great for a few reasons. If you miss a line of dialogue, the subtitles can help you on that. They also tell you the names of songs playing so you don’t have to search google with just a handful of lyrics. You can turn on the director’s commentary and follow along with the actual dialogue in the film. And…

Ugh now I’ll never find out what brand of chips those are

You can tell this is urgent, breaking news by the fact that he had no time to put on a shirt.

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

a girl who I wasn’t interested in asked for my number

This doesn’t even crack the top 100 this year for inappropriate things tweeted by a crazy rich guy in the middle of the night.

That is unusual.

You had many words for him. Oddly, none of them were, “My reading comprehension is not what it should be for someone who speaks and writes for a living.”

Wow, you’re truly stupid.

Is there a statute of limitations on this kind of thing? Because if being slapped for being obnoxious is child abuse...

Idiots like you clicking on the post make it so idiots like them have to write articles on idiots like him

We’re gonna be here all week if we keep reporting every time Francesa becomes disoriented.

OH MAN THIS REMINDS ME OF THIS ONE TIME IN COLLEGE WHERE WE WERE DOING FIREBALL SHOTS OUT OF PEOPLE’S POO-HOLES (ANUSES) AND SOME WISECRACK THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE EVERYONE LMAO TO SET ONE ON FIRE. WHEN I SAW THAT GAPING MAW OF FIRE, TEQUILA, AND A SMALL DINGLEBERRY I THOUGHT “NO WAY BUT THIS IS COLLEGE AND THERE IS NO…