Me too! But only for the past five years or so, and we only have one dog.

She sounds like my beloved grandma. She loved to break the rules to piss off her children. She was also a damned card shark and when she’d whoop your ass, she’d smoothly say “You study long, you study wrong.” She used to do this thing when we’d play Monopoly (she’d whoop ass on Monopoly) where she’d buy Baltic and…

High-status flying becomes a more exclusive club, and that exclusivity makes the perks more worthwhile. For these lucky ones, the early boarding lines are shorter, more of the nicer economy plus or comfort plus seats are freed up, and they’ve got a better chance of getting an upgrade

Best. Grandma. Ever.

I would love for Charles to abdicate and just give it to Will & Kate but he would NEVER, he’s been waiting about 100 years for this.

No, it was Brcky.

Pretty sure the Queen has at least 10 more years in her, if we take into account Queen Mum’s lifespan as well as the fact that they are all utterly surrounded by the best healthcare specialists in the world. Prince Phillip is still going strong even after a couple close calls.

Please. Like her head isn’t going to be put on top of a mecha body for her 1000-year reign

Bless you for your screen name.

I like the basic idea here, but the truth is that a lot of your success in life depends on how people see you. I lost the best job I ever had because my boss thought I lacked energy and bemoaned my introverted qualities. I can’t afford to let my true self out in my public life because people in my working life haven’t…

My nieces and nephews from different siblings all went through public school. Their parents were traditional SAHM and a Dad who was not in a SAH situation. Same for all their classmates. Suddenly one of their daughters was placed in a class where the teacher was a former Miss Something-or-Other and Parent Night went…

Whatever happened to “Minnesota nice”?

I love your Grandma.

That dad knows, he just doesn’t care. It reminds me of my son’s second grade teacher who was really, really pretty. Suddenly all the dads wanted to attend the parent-teacher conferences so they could oogle her. Next year when their kids got the 60+ year old teacher? Back to letting their wives handle things.

You know, people used to work this shit out in private, or by roping reluctant fellow drinkers at the bar in as their unwitting counselors, before Facebook.

My husband’s ex joined instagram the day of our wedding and liked every single public photo on instagram and on facebook that was of our wedding that I wasn’t in. Including a picture of my dad, alone, smoking a cigar. A friend of mine and my husband’s, that does not know the ex, posted an entire album of our wedding.…

So, story time: I was actually once randomly assaulted on the subway for no goddamn reason. I was on my way home from work, wearing a hoodie and listening to music with my head down. I was interacting with and bothering absolutely no one. This group of middle school kids on their way home from school got on as I was…