Trump is the guy on home renovation shows that rips out all the old features of a house in favor of open plan, isn’t he?

No. No no no no no.

I’m just stuck on the floor boards and building it for less. Like...it’s hundreds of years old.

I’m honestly astounded that this isn’t satire.

We know there are tons of instances of Biden being overly affectionate and people looking uncomfortable caught on video. All the ones I’ve seen were women. Has he ever been known to head kiss a random guy? Or grab them? If not maybe we should rethink that whole “he’s just affectionate” thing because he’s not…

I’ve worked with a lot of touchy feeling hands on types over the years and with the exception of very few they respect boundaries. Like is it so hard to ask someone or just back off?

I was born.

I really hope everyone has truly finally learned that elections fucking matter and 2020 will be less a shit show.

Team red all the way. Unless that day I’m on team bralette/sports bra.

Republican Senator Mike Lee said Tuesday that, rather than the Green New Deal, the United States should address climate catastrophe with the “serious business of human flourishing,” which means “to fall in love, get married, and have some kids.”

I mean I don’t disagree that fondant isn’t tasty. But neither is royal icing!

Despite the fact that I normally skim right past the cheeto tweets, I always notice the quantity. Did someone take his phone away? Seems like a pretty low number of tweets considering all the context.

Just when I thought I could cancel HBO, they drag me back in!

This just makes me sick, because you know it and all  the other restrictive laws  are just plans to get to the supreme court and see if their new conservative majority makes the difference or not.

Gosh that’s so sad. He always seemed like a good one.

I travel a fair bit, including many long international flights (I’m fancy, I know) and babies never annoy me. Their parents on the other hand....

We then also need to revamp medicare. Because it’s not a perfect world where everything is covered. It’s just the government making those bad decisions, not private for profit enterprises.

This is literally one of my greatest fears.

I’ve had to switch insurance companies yearly for a while, and every single time it’ll take 2-3 months to finally get authorization for the medications I’ve been on for years and need. I have to fight to get authorization for the doctors I see. And I’m not even that sick!

Great. We’re going to get a new TV show where they ruin history. Sign me up to hate watch.

Damn, I missed that. That sucks!