I’m really hoping it backfires on him. I mean he’s already tainted enough with this scandal, do people really want to vote for someone so obviously sickly on top of all that?

I’m just too exhausted to deal with this shit any more.

That part made my head hurt. How exactly does he think it’ll work for all those christian couples who hate the gays to be told that their marriages are no longer religious?

The Kansas attempt at doing away with gay marriage is utterly comical. I quite liked the bill’s sponsors quote:

yeah no, I’ll stick with partner. It has the added benefit of seeing who assumes it’s a same sex relationship, which is always fun.

I get botox for migraines a few times a year and my neurologist specifically organizes my shots to maximize pain relief while still allowing sarcastic eyebrow motion.

If someone with a bajillion dollars can’t afford good enough skin care to stave off wrinkles and still smile, not a single one of us normal folk can. And we, quite often, have a lot less to smile about.

Boo. Let’s not pretend like Portland has less crazies. We all remember the fluoride debates.

It sucks when the only time your home gets press is shit like this.

People are idiots.

The absurdity of it being sexist because a man decides to run for president when there are already women running just makes my head hurt. Who does she think that’s appealing to? Is there a group somewhere pointing at a tv screen going “hahaha libs got played there!”?

I cannot wait. I cannot wait. OMG I cannot wait!!!!!

I love how much Schultz has brought up “the projects” when complaining about how higher taxes/wealth taxes aren’t the answer. Dude, the projects were/are a form of subsidized housing where TAXES lead to him getting a hand up.

The stupid fucking truancy laws in CA are 100% of the reason I dropped out of highschool.

I wanted to see her elected. I still think she’d be fabulous. But I absolutely won’t vote for her in the primary. We need to get Trump gone and a 2016 redo won’t do it.

I’m in the process of buying a new car right now and I’ve had dealers tell me:

That is absolutely fabulous.

The idea that their heros hate them is what keeps me going some days.

I will say, I know someone with a spinal implant like this (not sure on the exact brand) who has had it for well over 5 years and loves it.

Yeah no sorry, between the farting and the snoring...wait which species of bed companion am I complaining about?