Photoshopped:

Those are photoshopped, and very badly at that.

Right? Gawd I don’t know what it is about that man’s half smile (drools)

Maybe the F is supposed to be silent ...?

Obligatory:

Mine was already headed that way at “sex toddlers.” I feel like the only reason those two words should be next to each other is if, for some reason, a large group of feral 2-year-olds has been discovered and medical professionals need to determine which are male and which are female.

Very effective. Just reading the phrase “which hole is the clit??” made my clit climb into my body to hide.

Let’s look at all the silver linings here.

I just don’t get you.

Just make sure he’s had his nap first.

SAAAME

Still would.

Why does a father have any right to know the state of his daughter’s virginity?

That and the line “She’s a real pussy wagon” in Greased Lightning.

You're doing feminism wrong if you think there's only one right way for most women. I like being in a relationship, but I'm also not waiting around for the perfect one. And I really like that, too. But I'm not most women, I'm just one woman, so there's my two cents.

I thought it was Knickie’s WATCH that broke, until rewatching in university . . .

Sex for me is SOOOOOO much better when I have an emotional connection, born of taking the time to build it, with the guy.

I just recently dated an Indian guy for a few weeks who was surprised that I wasn't orgasming left and right. I told him ahead of time that for me to orgasm would take more foreplay and a longer relationship but that the sex was fun. He told me that in India women always easily orgasmed and I almost suffocated myself…

I’ve hated this movie ever since realizing that the guys sing “Did she put up a fight?” to John Travolta. So wrong.